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im4aubie philosopher chef ( on 11/14/2022 - 5:57 p.m. says: ( 32 views , 5 likes )

"Christmas Humor"

Three men die on Christmas Eve - English, Irish, and Scottish.

St Peter says "To get into heaven you must have something on your person that represents Christmas"

The Englishman pulls out a light, flicks it on, and says "It's a candle."

St Peter lets him pass.

The Scotsman jingles his keys and says "They're sleigh bells.”

St Peter lets him pass.

The Irishman pulls out a g-string and bra.

St Peter looks at him incredulously and says "How exactly do those represent Christmas?"

The Irishman replies, “They’re Carol’s.”

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