The girl that was taking my blood said, "Hmmmm. Auburn, huh?" Then she proceeded to put one of those stretchy bandage things on my arm and said, "This is for Alabama." It was red.
Then she handed me THE CUP for a urine sample. I said, "No. THIS is for Alabama!"
She was taken aback but had no choice but to laugh. It was funny. I don't care who you are.
Arguing with Bama fans is like playing chess with a pigeon. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon is going to knock over the pieces, crap all over the board, then strut around like it's victorious.
