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Ignatius J._Reilly philosopher chef (38.142.251.35) on 12/3/2019 - 10:10 a.m. says: ( 20 views , 7 likes )

"Hilarious: Roll Bama Roll Lawyers Are More Pathetic Than Twitter Lawyers"

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RE: Man, Gus has really got the bammer’s jimmies rustled with this one.

I’m loving all the bitch-ass whining from the cousin-lovers. This is worth two wins. Whaaa! The high school coach lined his punter up as a WR and we can’t count to 12! Not fair! Whaaa! I can’t stop laughing out my ass!

Unfair Tactics
ARTICLE 2. a. No player shall conceal the ball in or beneath his clothing or equipment or substitute any other article for the ball.
b. No simulated replacements or substitutions may be used to confuse
opponents. No tactic associated with substitutes or the substitution process
may be used to confuse opponents (Rule 3-5-2-e) (A.R. 9-2-2-I-V).

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Unfair Tactics
ARTICLE 2. a. No player shall conceal the ball in or beneath his clothing or equipment or substitute any other article for the ball.
b. No simulated replacements or substitutions may be used to confuse
opponents. No tactic associated with substitutes or the substitution process
may be used to confuse opponents (Rule 3-5-2-e) (A.R. 9-2-2-I-V).

 

I read that Roll Bama Roll article, too. The Unfair Tactics argument is an exercise in at best irrelevance and more accurately dishonesty. What simulated replacements or substitutions did Auburn make on that play? They made an actual replacement, Siposs for a receiver. Then they sent 11 guys out there and lined them up in a conventional offensive formation. Process Man did all the substituting after that, which the officials properly allowed and Process Man gloriously botched. Plus, if you look up the referenced provisions in the parentheticals, they don't have anything to do with what happened on the illegal participation by Bama play. If this rule meant what the Tide Idiot Nation now apparently thinks it means, then the swinging gate PAT formation and the unbalanced line would be illegal also. Anyone who has spent more than 10 minutes watching college football would recognize this bullshit argument as bullshit. That Bammar Nation clings to it to justify Saban's crybaby argument makes the Iron Bowl victory even sweeter. In fact, I may need an insulin shot if this keeps up.

 

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