(A list containing all teams that have thrown their men against the scourge that is Bammer over the past 12 years. Their records are noted.)
CHAMPIONS/DOING THEIR PART (A+)
Clempsun 3-2
Ohio State 1-0
Utah 1-0
HEROES/VALHALLANS (A)
Louisiana-Monroe 1-1
HOLDING THEIR OWN (B)
Oklahoma 1-1
Florida State 1-1
South Carolina 1-1
ROOM TO IMPROVE (C)
Auburn 4-8
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE FOR ME LATELY?!?! (D)
LSU 3-10
Old Miss 3-9
YOU HAD ONE DAMN JOB! (F)
Colorado 0-1
Duke 0-1
Louisville 0-1
Michigan 0-1
Notre Dame 0-1
Texas 0-1
USC 0-1
Washington 0-1
West Virginia 0-1
Wisky 0-1
CHUM (F)
Arkansas State 0-2
Charleston Southern 0-1
Chattanooga 0-3
The Citidel 0-1
Colorado State 0-2
Florida Atlantic 0-2
Florida International 0-1
Fresno State 0-1
Georgia Southern 0-1
Georgia State 0-2
Houston 0-1
Kent State 0-2
Louisiana 0-1
Mercer 0-1
Middle Tennessee 0-1
North Texas 0-2
San Jose State 0-1
Southern Miss 0-1
Tulane 0-1
Western Carolina 0-3
West Kentucky 0-3
FOOLS/DEVIATED PREVERTS (F)
Michigan State 0-2
Penn State 0-2
Virginia Tech 0-2
EMBARRASEMENTS TO THEMSELVES AND TO TEH SEC (F)
Georgia 1-5
Florida 1-6
Kentucky 0-4
Mississippi State 1-11
Missouri 0-3
Texas A&M 1-6
Vanderbilt 0-3
YAWNING CHASM OF SHAME AND FIRE
WORTHLESS SCUM OF THE EARTH/LEECHES ON SOCIETY/HELL AWAITS
Arkansas 0-12
Tennessee 0-12
