A professor was giving a lecture to about 200 students in a large room.
“How many of you believe in ghosts?” he asked. About half the class raised their hands.
“How many of you have seen a ghost?” he asked, and about half of them raised their hands.
Inspired, he asked, “How many of you have been touched by a ghost?” About 15 raised their hands.
Finally he asked, “Have any of you had sex with ghost?” One boy, wearing a Bama shirt, raised his hand.
He said, “Son, are you telling us that you have had sex with the spirit of a dead person.”
The bama fan said, “Oh, sorry. I thought you said goats.”
