ANDREW, THAT WOULD BE MY WIFE AND I. I HAVE PAID THE GODDAM TUF FEES ON THOSE SEATS SINCE BEFORE YOU WERE BORN AND I NEVER, NEVER, NEVER LET ANYONE SIT IN MY DAMN SEATS THAT DOESN'T WEAR ORANGE AND BLUE. WHILE I WAS MAD AT YOU, BE GLAD YOU AREN'T A GEORGIA TECH GUY OR I MIGHT HAVE THROWN YOU OUT OF THE UPPER DECK. DAWGS ARE BAD ENOUGH BUT GODDAM YELLOWJACKETS ARE WORSE.
WHILE I WAS MAD AT HAVING A DAWG IN ONE OF MY SEATS, I'M NOW MAKING IT MY LIFE'S MISSION TO FIND OUT WHICH ONE OF MY WORTHLESS CHILDREN LET GO OF THAT TICKET. WHEN I FIND OUT WHICH ONE IT WAS I WILL BE CHANGING MY WILL.
I DO HAVE TO GIVE YOU THE BENEFIT OF THE DOUBT THAT YOU MIGHT BE ABLE TO FIND YOUR ASS WITH A FLASHLIGHT AND A MAP BECAUSE YOU WERE AT LEAST POLITE AND DIDN'T SAY MUCH. HOW DID YOU LIKE MY STORY ABOUT WALKING FROM FORT BENNING TO SEE AUBURN LOSE TO GODDAM WOFFORD? WOFFORD!! AND IF YOU THOUGHT THAT WAS COLD, YOU AIN'T BEEN COLD. THAT WAS BALMY COMPARED TO KOREA IN 1951. COLDEST PLACE IN THE GODDAM WORLD.
AND ANOTHER THING, YOU CAN CALL ME OLD BUT YOU DAMN SURE BETTER NOT CALL MY WIFE OLD. SHE AIN'T OLD, SHE'S SEASONED
NOW, WHICH ONE OF MY WORTHLESS CHILDREN SOLD YOU THE DAMN TICKET?
AND AS EVERYONE KNOWS 
