I've been signing contracts all day and damn, just damn. Y'all have even taught those bastidge Project Managers for GCs to write the scope in Legalese.
What the hell? I mean, seriously, after we got past the part where it was obviously written by you overpaid keyboard jockets (i hope you aren't dictaphone jockeys still) we were home free. But, noooo...now those you've created Marquis de Sades out of those innocent souls that just liked Calculus.
Dammit, dammit to hell.