"Taking the deposition right now of a Swedish civil engineer"
He is talking about a deck on a house. Which leaked. An extension of a deck. Imagine what the word "deck" sounds like in a Swedish accent.
"See vot ve had vas a dick extension."
"Not sure vhat was encasing the dick"
"Should have had better moisture membrane for the dick on else you vould have the penetration near the dick"
"See vot ve had vas a leeking dick and vater vas coming all round the dick"
My favorite
"It vas the dick in the rear".
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Ignatius J. Reilly
Pooh
IBleedMaroonDawg
BATJAC1
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