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Bears Boy philosopher chef (63.238.216.253) on 11/15/2013 - 12:52 p.m. says: ( 63 views , 5 likes , 3 m0nKey )

"I have no dog in this hunt but here is what I predict"

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1) Todd Gurley, who will have racked up 32 yards on his first 3 carries, will reach the ball out for a first down. He will fumble, which is recovered by Auburn, and an AU defender will fall on his outstretched arm. He will be out the remainder of the game with a strained shoulder. Red and Black Josh Smith will receive 12 carries the rest of the game for 21 yards.

2) Auburn will pick up a key 3rd and 13 with the play that is listed in the playbook, "That one where we run one way and then give it to the RB who goes back the other way." Alternatively, AU will pick up a key 3rd and 3rd with "sprint to the line and toss sweep to Corey Grant."

3) Nick Marshall will throw an INT that is nullified by a roughing the passer call, with targeting. AU will score in 3 plays following this penalty.

4) On a 3rd and long, Marshall will look straight at Sammie Coates and pat the top of his helmet, the universal sign for "run a damn fade." All of us wtching at home will turn to our spouses and say, "They're going to run a fade." Coates will run a damn fade and score a damn touchdown, damn it.

5) After the win, Marshall will run to the student section where he will be lifted high into the air. Cam will appear in the sky, riding a white horse and wearing a choir robe. As "Onward Christian Soldiers" rings out through the dusky Auburn sky, he flashes that smile at Nick, and says, "This is my heir, with whom I am well pleased." Nick Saban, watching from afar, retires on the spot and is found in February 2014 hiding in an abandoned hunting shack in Eutaw.

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