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im4aubie
anonymous snipe artist
(98.27.63.133) on 9/9/2013 - 6:53 a.m. says: ( 38 views
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"Your entry-level reverse mojo will never work. "
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It's game week Barners.
When I cast off all the good will I usually have for my second favorite SEC team and throw down the gaunlet on behalf of my loved Bulldogs.
But alas, this season is already in the #badword#ter and I have not much in the way of the usual zeal to talk about being over bid for QBs, helium filled footballs and cowbells in spite of Shug.
In time like these I have done what I think best for the one game a year against a fellow Cow College and bet lots of duckbucks for you cheaters to cover the spread.
Moo! ==============================
Mississippi state has the best coach (and wife) in the SEC. After teaching the untrainable Tim Tebow to win national championships at will, he Danny Mullins decided he would use his powers for good and bring his gifts to MSU as a charitable contribution to the people of Mississippi. Since then, he has molded young men into to super QBs bound for college, NFL, and intergalactic stardom. Chris Relf?...soon to be the greatest QB known to mankind. Tim Tebow?...teams are still trying to figure out what to do with his magical gifts while not being punished by the league for an unfair advantage.
Now that Mullings has Tyler Russell, the mighty maroon bulldogs are nigh on unstoppable. I say nearly unstoppable only because I am a man of God and I believe he is the supreme power of the universe - and the only thing that can stop the Mullens/Russell/Bulldog juggernaut. But, he won't, because the favor of god shines on those two like the morning sun glistening on a Mississippi milkweed.
We at Auburn can only hope that being such god-loved masters of the planet, the mighty Mississippi mullans will take pity on our hapless tigers and pull the starters after the third series, at which point I predict the score to be 24-0 only because Russell isn't be allowed to go for 3 after his three straight successful one play drives.
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J.M.
Aubiece
Hobbes
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