From Eater, Space! With all the originality, erudition, and grace(?) that one would expect from a high honors graduate of a Christian law school!
Your that guy whose hate is a merit badge.
Bring it.
If hate is my merit badge, I will have to be meritless in this instance,. See, Space, I don't hate you, never will, and the reason is simple. To hate you, I would have to care about you. And, frankly, I don't give two #badword#s about you. Not even one, really. It is fun to ridicule you, though. You are ridiculous.
So fill my mudmail with as many messages as your tiny brain and tired fingers can compose. I won't read them. Better yet, poast them on the board so everyone can read them since you are so direct and everything. I promise not to respond any more, as I am without further #badword#s to give about you. Are we clear?
"Bring it." Teh LULZ.