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aubie in_bham
philosopher chef
(216.231.101.186) on 1/3/2013 - 3:00 p.m. says: ( 6 views
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"well, for party planning only, I will get the Duck, DBC and any other Bham"
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Well scientifically I think this is a rather easy problem to sort out
So one can easily see that
a)If Wayne thinks he is God and believes in himself...and
b) if a duck floats in water,
c)therefore a duck is lighter than water,
d)and a witch is heavier than water (as is common knowledge) and does not float
We can therfore design said experiment thusly
a)We placed Hobbes in a non-iced salt free freshwater pond with said temperature between 33F and 90F,
b) Hobbes being properly restrained of course, and if
c) After being placed in such pond Hobbes did not Immediately float then he would BE A WITCH,
of course
d)if Hobbes floated in said Pond he would then be equal to a Duck since ducks are known to float in ponts
which then would bring us to the next logical step in our design of experiment because if
a) Hobbes floated in said pond then
b)he would be a DUCK- then
c)ergo he would be equivalent to Wayne Duck
and there fore if
d)WAYNE believed himself to be GOD and
e)believed in Himself, and if
f) Hobbes actually floated in said pond (properly restrained of course)
g)then said Hobbes also would be a God (assuming he also believed in himself which is logical since he would be the equivalent of Wayne.
To summarize it is pretty clear fromt this scientific and logical analysis and design of experiment that Hobbes is either
a) a WITCH or
b) a God; equivalent to and equal to Wayne Duck
Anyone have a pond handy and some restraints?
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