There shall one day arise in our favored land a heinous and pestiferous evil to blight the body politic, sowing tares of ignobility ripening into the fruit of misery and cursedness. This dread plague will come in colors of crimson, will borrow the dress of pachydermata, will poison the growth of our verdant forests, will gather in the night hours in vast common places of trade and commerce and faslely accrue to themselves the boasts of awards and trophies. The stain of their presence will pollute the land wherein they dwell and threaten the life. liberty and pursuit of happiness of all. Beware this illiterate tribe, beware their leader, short in stature and possessing an evil glare. May a kind Providence rescue our fair nation from this dark and despised horde that will one day loom on our horizon.
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Starred by:
Wayne
Laker
Ignatius J. Reilly
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Pooh
MIAUTIGER
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"I think it is safe to say that while the South is hardly Christ-centered, it is most certainly Christ-haunted." "All human nature vigorously resists grace because grace changes us and the change is painful." — Flannery O'Connor
