I was at a diner in Auburn last weekend and took a survey of ten other dudes who had bought tickets to the game. and theey all agreed that albabma fans are thee douchiest in all the land.
not one dude had anythign good to say about these limp dicked slope foreheaded booger picking moronic yahoos. NO ONE. NO ONE I TELL YOU had any thing good to say about them. even the lady serving us agreed that alabmbamla fans should not be allowed to breed until an intelligence test can be conductned on their douchiness factors. WOW. 11 of 11 respondents agreed that governemt testing needs to be done to control this preventable infestation problem ruining the great state of alabamala.
TESTING. GOVERNMENT TESTING...the data all points to a conclusion...
here's a chart to prove it

so, in conclusion: bama sucks.
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(we now continue with your regularly scheduled screwing around on the interenet time.)