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Pooh philosopher chef (209.92.166.35) on 9/6/2012 - 2:34 p.m. says: ( 55 views , 7 likes , 1 m0nKey )

"With all due respect to Coach Saban, "

 

it is time for the NCAA to shut down FBS college football.  It has become abundantly clear since “The Team That Thinks It Is The Winningest Program In College Football History” beat “The Winningest Program In College Football History” last week that Alabama will never lose another game again.  It has been declared upon high in Bristol and so shall it be.  Therefore there is no reason to continue the folly of playing all of these meaningless games.  It is time to declare Alabama “National Champions in Perpetuity” and be done with it.  And while we’re at it, it is time to take down all of those statues in Tuscaloosa of all those pretender coaches and leave only Saban’s standing.  Those other pretenders should not be allowed to cast shadows on the same ground as Saban.  This man is clearly the Greatest Football Coach who has ever drawn breath on the planet and it’s high time he was recognized for it.  Please, no more houndstooth.  Instead everyone should wear lifts in their shoes.

Alabama is incapable of losing a football game ever again.  I mean this program is so processed, it makes Spam look like a natural food.  The system is so complete and the machine gears are so well oiled that it is actually physically impossible for Alabama to lose EVER AGAIN.  They are so perfectly complete, that they not only grey-shirt signees, but they are redshirting walk-ons and those guys that squirt Gatorade in player’s mouths.  It is over.  Perfection has been attained.  Everyone else should just disband their programs immediately and sit around watching replays of Bama games so they can admire perfection.

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