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anonymous snipe artist
(97.79.31.123) on 3/13/2012 - 12:13 p.m. says: ( 51 views
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"7-11 report from this am."
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i was at the 7-11 this am getting some tea.
i get into line and there is this killer fat chick in front of me.
i mean like orca fat.
and i have no real issue with fat chicks. not a few pounds extra which lots of me has.
so anywhooo.......
she is so fat that one of her boobies is bigger than my ass cheek, and i am large man.
she is wearing a black skirt and white sweater.
buying an apple fritter, 3 coookies for $1, and a super sized mountain dew bottle.
at 8:30 in the am.
I am just thinking what a poor girl with such issues.
and then her husband comes around from somewhere holding a tall boy bud and a red mikes hard lemonade.
he holds up a cup of ice shouting to everyone in particular. 'hey baby, i got you a cup for your mikes. how much dis cup of ice man?'
the clerk replies that it is 25 cents. which sets off this man behind me hollering about how it's free at the 7-11 down the street.
anyway he gets up to me and he's wearing a cheap poly roll tide tshirt and jean shorts (hemmed) and got tats all over legs and arms.
he comes up to me and I say: all right man, roll tigers. they sure whooped up on the saints for the national championship a few years ago, didn't dey?
he says, no, it's the roll tide and they have won the last three national championships. and got a few mores coming.
I offer to buy his alcohol with my tea since his wife has already paid. it is early and he'll need to save for the post breakfast comedown. we agree that rick chizik is the best coach ever at alabama since the bear. and since ricks been there for about 10 years and won 5 Ncs and they should get ten more years and several more championships before he retires.
he thanks me as his wife is bothered by their blatant alcoholism being so reflected at 8:30. I tell him it's gonna ba a long hot day so I send him back to buy another on the house.
he goes and fetches another tall boy, says his wife don't drink enough for him and he may get a better model...hehaw brother.
his wife grimaces.
as they are leaving i shout War Tide Man. They looked stunned but crack open the beer before they leave in the 80s ford f150.
Roll Tigers Babay.......
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WAR DAMN BIG JOE!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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