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AUMACDAD (71.45.48.188) on 1/20/2012 - 1:01 a.m. says: ( 39 views )

"Alabama to recognize 2011 BCS Champions at Walk of Champions."

Edited by Author at 1/20/2012 - 1:42 a.m.
TUSCALOOSA -- A "retooling" of Nick Saban's statue will be unveiled Saturday outside of Bryant-Denny Stadium. Saban's tea-bag will now be on display on the famous Alabama "Walk of Champions."

Saban said he hopes this small addition to the statue will represent the true spirit of Alabama football. "I really wished to capture something that recognizes what it takes to be a Champion in the toughest league in college football: namely, hard, cold, balls of steel." When reminded that Alabama actually was not SEC Champs in 2011, Saban replied: "True, but we be balling just the same baby."

A plaque with the names of the players and the coaches from the 2011 BCS Championship team will be etched in micro print up Saban's scrotum.

"This statue's going to represent what that team accomplished," Saban said. "Their names are all going to be on the national championship plaque printed upon my nut-sack. Someday their children can come back and look at my dangling testicles and say: 'See, my dad was part of that team. My dad did something special for the university that will live on forever.'"

AD Mal Moore says the University felt that Saban's legacy is now secure: "Everyone knows that Nick Saban is the perfect coach for Alabama football. Nick's passion and personality fit Alabama like a jock-strap fits a pair of.... well, you know. This statue is a small step in recognizing not only Nick's legacy, but indeed, the spirit of Alabama football for future generations. Now we feel it is time to recognize Nick Saban as the complete prick he. Alabama people can look upon Nick's berries with pride and say 'This is who we are. These are nads of glory.'"

Saban believes that his gonads may be soon become a cherished part of Crimson Tide game-day lore: "I hope that one day, players may start a new tradition of coming by and rubbing my balls for luck before big games. Anything that will get the team stroked up, I am all for it."

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