With a thousand media members on hand and the eyes of a nation (an obsessed, perhaps pantsless nation) watching, #badword# trolls HARD by having Danny Sheridan on to talk about how he thinks the NCAA has the Cam Newton bag man, but he won't talk, or he won't, and that he probably won't, and that he doesn't exist, or does, and is a dog that talks to him and looks like a person in a dog suit but only to him. We welcome the rational responses of the universe to extremely vague and contradictory stories from one dude about the Cam Newton situation. AND YOU SAY THE INTERNET IS SKETCHY, SIRS
