Take several dozen ducks and cut up according to the Rocker method -- { 1) use a club 2) avoid the joints}
Blend at high speed for 60 minutes.
Pour onto chopping block and pound vigorously to achieve proper texture.
Take out back and throw entire contents into dumpster. Add kerosene and set on fire.
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