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Mrs. Dabble, lilDabble and I were shopping at Kohls last night getting some long sleeve shirts for young 'un for the arctic weather we are having here in Orlando.
When we got in line to pay I noticed this big tall dingleberry and his fat grilfriend/wife behind me and the guy was wearing a UA baseball cap. She is wearing her 'stuffed into a sausage' look crimson sweater with a little bama logo on it.
I start to cough a little.No one notices as it's five hundred below zero with a windchill of negative 200 degrees. There are lots of people with colds now I reckon.
The cough worsens. MY wife notices and asks if anything is wrong. MY coughing continues to get worse and other people in the line notice.
I can't breath. I am struggling. More people notice as I appear to be on the verge of passing out. my wife is asking if everythings ok. I wave my hand and continue gasping for air.
I soon start to appear dieing. The couple behind me are upset. The sausage woman asks me if everything is ok.
I stop coughing and smile and say, "I'm fine. I was just pretending to be the Crimson Tide football team."
My wife is embarrased but; who cares. Bama suxes.
