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Hobbes (75.149.250.145) on 11/15/2010 - 11:19 a.m. says: ( 16 views )

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hands to point to the scoreboard. That is proper protocol when you're whupping that ass and someone on the whuppee wants to talk shit or worse start some shit.

I think Judith Martin agrees:

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/content/linkset/2005/03/25/LI2005032501837.html

Dear Miss Manners:

A few friends of mine and I were in the process of whupping that dog's ass this Saturday just passed. The dog then decided that not only would it talk shit like it had been doing all game, but start some kind of bullshit code red on my ass. My friend Mike says one should go upside the dog's head in response, whilst I say one should point to one's scoreboard, reminding the dog that that ass indeed is being whupped.

Nick In West Georgia.

Gentle Reader:

Tell your friend Mike that you are correct, especially if the head one wishes to go upside is wearing a football helmet. However no matter how hard that dog's ass is being whupped nor what type of bullshit is being started (even a bullshit code red) one should never prance around on the field like the tooth fairy, unless, of course, it is an indoor practice facility and one is indeed dressed up as the tooth fairy. But Miss Manners is certain that one would not dress as the tooth fairy unless one had over 1000 yards rushing and 1000 yards passing in a single season.

Miss Manners

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Sincerely,






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