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Pooh (66.0.3.2) on 11/9/2010 - 9:48 a.m. says: ( 38 views )

"More Cam Newton Allegations! (Breaking)"

CONTEXT ADDED BY ADMIN: END OF CONTEXT He was spotted on the grassy knoll in Dallas in 1963.  (yes, way before he was born, but facts aren’t important here – it’s the charge that should be investigated) He was the 14th hijacker on 9/11. He single handedly caused the banking crisis in America by buying a stolen laptop. He got Al Franken elected by voting in Minnesota 800 times. He once took candy from an actual baby. He has caused the planet to warm from the friction he creates running on grass. Mad cow disease was his idea. He murdered the tooth fairy and then stole his/her outfit. He smiles so much because he knows something you don’t. He caused the BP oil spill, then plugged it, and then started it again just for fun. Every time he jumps in the ocean, he causes a tsunami and millions die. He is plotting to cancel Christmas this year. {breaking….more}

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• More Cam Newton Allegations! (Breaking) Pooh 11/9/2010 - 9:48 a.m.

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