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…goes right through OCtoBre Barners!!! Come this Saturday, the War Eagles will join the ranks of……..Tulane……Fresno State…….and……..KENTUCKY –all the latest victims of my Ole Miss Rebels’ STIFLING defense and HIGH OCTANE offense. We will CRUSH you like a peanut shell. We will make Cam Newton look like Fig Newton. We will make Nick Fairley look like Nick Fairy. Seriously, my boy Jeremiah Masoli is going to HAVE HIS WAY with your #badword#ty defense. And Jerrell Powe is going to be in the War Eagle backfield more than whats-his-name Dyer. Do you realize the POUNDING that you’re about to endure? I don’t think you do, cuz if you did, you’d all be TREMBLING in FEAR and running around screaming like LITTLE girls! No need to bother with buying Halloween costumes cuz after the game you are all going to look like a bunch of mummy ZOMBIES to go trick OR treating. Auburn fan rings doorbell: “Trick or Treat!” Person answering door: “Aw look honey, it’s a little mummy zombie war eagle barner thug that must have been at the Ole Miss game yesterday. Want some candy little barner thug? Here you go, take some Skittles, they’ll make you feel better. Now run along and don’t you be playing no tricks on us!” DO YOU UNDERSTAND THIS? Let me help you comprehend teh gravity of this situation: Rebels first play on offense – TOUCHDOWN REBS. Auburn’s first play on offense – Fig Newton SACK AND FUMBLE THE FIRST OF MANY that will occur Sat nite. Then, it’s just rinse and repeat dude! Your backup QB if you have one? will have to come in for the 2nd half because ole Fig will be looking for his mommy because of all the intense PAIN after getting SACKED a couple dozen times. You wanna talk mascot? Sure, OK. OUR MASCOT IS A FREAKIN BLACK BEAR NAMED REBEL so just get over it. Last time I checked, BEARS ate eagles FOR freakin breakfast dude!
Ole Miss 35 (only because Nutt refuses to run up the score)
Barner Thugs 10 (all scored on our 3rd string D in the 4th quarter after Cheesit BEGS Nutt for mercy through a mediator)
You may now resume listening to your JOURNEY album collections
Hotty Toddy baby!
