- Hi there, fellows. Meet Ken and Lonny.
- Larry.
- Ken, Lonny, l'd like you to meet...
Mohammet...
Jugdish, Sidney and Clayton.
Grab a seat and make yourselves at home.
Don't be shy about helping yourselves
to punch and cookies.
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Official Motto of WHABistan: bammer suxes!
Official Tree of WHABistan: Doubletree
Official Song of WHABistan: Comfortably Numb
Official Bird of WHABistan: BIGJOE's middle fingers
Official Mascot of WHABistan: Bear's Boy's Dog (who likes it Ruff, Ruff, Ruff)