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Here's what ya do:
1. Rent one of those whirly-bird do dads:
2. Take it up solo on game day and hover that baby directly over the DDS tent, then put your whirly in Park (real important). Lace your Brownie cam to your douchebag.
3. Rapel to the top of the DDS tent. Before you depart on your mission, get someone from Itawamba or Northwest to explain what "rapel" means. You need to go down head first to be ready for step 4.
4. Burn a hole in the top of the tent. If you do it right, it should look like this after a few seconds:
5. Now comes the part that you'll need to improvise a bit. You should notice by now that you won't be scoring any down-shirt shots of DDS because she and her group are already in the stadium. Second, you're about done with your seven-second delay for realizing that choppers don't anchor well, and third, you're discerning that flames tend to gain altitude rather quickly.
6. Chant "Snead is coming with a fire extinguisher" as many times as you can - #6 should be enough.
Be sure to take your Hasbro smart phone along and keep us posted, then kiss it and your joshbooty goodbye.
