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And if you think that is ridiculous story and that'd never happen I defend about 2 dozen college kids every year for doing things like helping Mom and Dad unload the family van at the tailgate and are seen by law enforcement holding containers of alcohol.
Two dozen a year? Really? My guess is that this scenario happened once and you are using the above hyperbole to try to make your point. I am pretty sure the cops in Gainesville or wherever the hell you live aren't staking out family tailgates just to bust kids for constructive MIP while unloading the family truckster. If these kids are being busted for MIP, it is probably because their parents are letting them drink beer and not because they just happen to be standing there.
And if you really do "defend about 2 dozen college kids every year for doing things like helping Mom and Dad unload the family van at the tailgate," then you have have the Worst. Law. Practice. Ever.
