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at the game. my brother had to buy and wear a UA tshirt all the way home to philly through the airport.
it reminded me of the time I lost a bet to Brian Palmer, my crazy bama friend. it was the tshirt bet that I had to wear all the way from Auburn to ATL and on the flight home to ORlando.
I; however, while fulfilling the letter of the
wager - took additional measures.
While wearing the UA t-shirt; intentionally
dripped massive food stains all over it and left them there, rubbed beer and
bourbon all over it, bought a baseball cap that said 'PussyCat
Inspector'
and burped and farted all the home through ATL
airport and on the flight home while talking in a hillbilly tones about nascar and slim jims and my fat wife.
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