CONTEXT ADDED BY ADMIN: END OF CONTEXT --No offensive holding
--Excessive celebration is tacky and will result in penalties.
(In the words of the immortal Bahr: "When you get to the endzone, act like you've been there before.")
--When you run out of time outs, faking an injury may get you enough time to run a play.
--Real grass is better than fake. Proper turf maintenance is also important.
--Don't show it on the jumbotron.
--Oh. And cerveza is better than beer.
any more questions?
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