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Trigger (71.0.87.92) on 9/1/2009 - 5:20 p.m. says: ( 24 views )

"This is so transparent"

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This national, red kool-aid sippage is scheduled for four days before the MSU at AU pigskin tilt. Four days! Just enough time to have an impact on the ignorant who will take this message seriously.

Auburn is the most prominent school to pass on Turner Gill during coach hunting season, settling instead for white meat with Heinz 519 sauce. Turner Gill has never released his black and white birth certificate for public viewing. A coincidence? You decide.

Charles Barkley has visited with Obammer personally, and extensively tested the amber goods before the beer summit. Chuck is a Gillie fan. Another click in unlocking the puzzle.

Soon after Obammer's election, MSU callously fired the most colorful former Green Bay running back coach in the SEC. Green is a hue. Are the pieces now coming together for you?

Clearly this is a blatant attempt to divert attention from MSU at AU, the most important football game of the year for both institutions the weekend of September 12. It is a cynical ruse to damage the reputations of the two football titans by using children of fans to sway them against attending the game. National champions do not play before empty stadia. A green initiative? More like pink, I say to you.

The game is scheduled to be televised by ESPNU, "U" for university. Does anyone really believe that Obammer's message will not also be force fed to the highly impressionable when intoxicated residents of fraternity houses? Do we expect the Miss Lillians of the plains to provide needed perspective during this audio-visual assault? No. ESPNU color common taters at the game will point out the low attendance, implying that viewers obviously should turn their baby blues to more important issues such as brown-outs.

Cower not before this perfidy. Rather fly your colors proudly as the orange, blue, maroon and white take to the green for the color and pageantry of college football. Let the yellow rags fly upon fouls. Let orange and blue shakers of all colors be waved with glee. And let amber waves flow in the rooms of respite beneath the huddled masses yearning to be free of defeat.

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