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4:30am: BEEN UP FOR AN HOUR ALREADY WORKING. I ASSUME EVERYONE ELSE'S LAZY ASS IS STILL IN BED SNOOZING AWAY THE DAY. DAMN LAZY FAMILY.
6:00am: READING THE LOCAL RAG. EVERYONE THAT WORKS THERE ARE IDIOTS! DAMN POLITICIANS AIN'T GOT A LICK OF SENSE. GOING TO GO KICK MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG.
6:02am: KICKING MY NEIGHBOR'S DOG. FEELS GREAT!
7:30am: GOD DAMN MORNING NEWS SHOWS ARE STAFFED BY A BUNCH OF LIBERAL PINKO COMMIES THAT NEED A GOOD ASS KICKING! THEY, LIKE BAMMER, SUCKS!
7:31am: I AM FIGHTING A TEMPTATION TO KICK THE TV SCREEN IN.
8:45am: SHOPPING FOR A NEW TV. GOING TO SEND THE BILL TO THE BOOBS AT GMA. ASSHOLES!
10:00am: HOME WITH MY NEW TV. NEIGHBOR ASKING ME IF I KNOW WHY HER DOG HAD SHOE TREAD MARKS ON ITS SIDE.HAHA
10:15am: NAP TIME!
11:30am: LOOKING OUT OF MY WINDOW AT SOME ASSHOLE IN A BAMMER SHIRT GOING DOOR TO DOOR ASKING FOR OR TRYING TO SELL SOMETHING. PLEASE GOD, LET HIM COME HERE.
11:45am: STUPID ASS KID WITH BAMMER SHIRT IS COMING UP MY DRIVEWAY. LET THE FUN BEGIN.
11:48am: THE DUMB ASS KID IS NOT ONLY WEARING A BAMMER SHIRT, HE IS ASKING FOR DONATIONS TO PETA, AND STATES HOW SAD IT IS THAT EVEN IN THIS NEIGHBORHOOD HOW DOGS CAN GET KICKED AROUND IN PLAIN DAYLIGHT. BLOOD PRESSURE BUILDING.
11:52am: BOILING POINT REACHED. BAMMER SHIRT + PETA DONATION ASKING = ASS KICKING LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
12:01pm: BAMMER SHIRT PETA MEMBER CRYING LIKE A LITTLE GIRL AND RUNNING FROM MY HOUSE WITH A NEW PERSPECTIVE ON LIFE; GLAD I COULD HELP. HE TORE HIS BAMMER SHIRT OFF (WITH SOME HELP FROM ME) AND SWORE TO BURN ALL HIS BAMMER STUFF. HE MAY HAVE SOME HOPE AT A NORMAL LIFE YET.
12:30pm: NAP #2. ASSKICKING IS HARD WORK.
3:00pm: WRITING LOCAL RAG A LETTER ASKING IF THEY ARE GOING TO SEEK DONATIONS OR RAISE RATES TO COVER EXPENSES FROM HAVING ALL OF THEIR HEADS SURGICALLY REMOVED FROM THEIR ASSES.
3:30pm: POLICE OFFICER ASKING IF I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT A BAMMER SHIRT WEARING PETA MEMBER BEING ASSAULTED. PULL MY 'I'M AN OLD MAN AND CAN'T EVEN REMEMBER MY NAME AND WHAT CITY I'M IN. CAN YOU HELP ME GO TO THE BATHROOM?' ROUTINE. HE REMEMBERED HE HAD MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO DEAL WITH.
4:00pm: DINNER.
5:30pm: REMINDING EVERYONE AT WHAB HOW MUCH LIBERALS, LIKE BAMMER, SUCKS!
5:48pm: POOPED FROM A LONG DAY. BEDTIME!
