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fried jalaponos or something like that....man! they were HOT....burning my mouth going down and God only knows what they'd feel like coming out....ANYWHO...they were good going down but about 3 this morning I had the rumblings of a BAD BM coming on. As I assumed the "position" on my throne waiting for the eminent "download", I noticed a "sluuuurp" "sluuuurrrrrrping" sound coming from teh bowl. Curious, I looked betwix'd my legs only to find that my sphincter had dropped down and started drinking water from teh bowl in an effort to put out the fire.
"My weekend BM".......respectfully submitted, I remain....Remus.
