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1 - Jimmy Carter for that whole Habitrail for People.
2 - Barbara Walters, for becoming the first real entertainment type media reporter. She became the news and our media has not recovered since. Give me the days when the news was reported by someoen who was unkown. Or that could just be MSNBC.
3 - Bill Buckley. For spoiling me on reading well thought out articles and conversations.
4- Them. For causing my Aunt Pentunia's Gout.
5 - Mary Pickford. For being America's first HotWhiteTeenJailbait. And America loves HotWhiteTeenJailbait. She has spawned imitators too many to mention.
6 - Justin Napolatino. For stealing my girlfriend, Ann Tate, in the 6th grade.
7 - The Irish for inventing Guiness.
