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YankeeReb (74.71.168.164) on 1/1/2009 - 11:01 a.m. says: ( 60 views , 1 likes )

"Well, what if a drunken Barkley were to drive and hit and kill a "

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member of a guilty family? What if a drunken Barkley, having finished with the pre-dawn antics of Bobbinghead Barbie, excitedly roars down a dark Phoenix boulevard and steamrollers a family of illegal Mexican cocaine mules from the Sonoran desert? OR What if Barkley, drunk in a Reno casino takes the wrong turn and does the Batmobile rush down Michael Corleone's driveway and picks up the 7-10 split with two New York City mafia Dons? Where do you stand on that, Earl? Finally, what if a 6 year old black Alabama child, one Charles Barkley, had wheeled across America, driving his Uncle Ray Ray's eleven year old 1958 Ford pickup on some unknown mission, and having consumed two full Mason jars of Grandma Barkley's recipe, had thundered up the dirt road of the Spahn Ranch in southern California and put the petal to the metal and made Charles Manson and a chrome fender full of followers but one long blood smear in the Mohave badlands? You're the one who kicked open this door to The Twilight Zone, Earl, and you cannot expect anyone to close it but yourself.
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