Iggy, your sense of intellectual superiority never ceases to amaze me. You must be a lawyer or something because you project yourself as if you are better than everyone else (fully realizing that is not the case) while you attempt to intimidate and personally attack people that you do not agree with. That doesn't work with Cooter.
I am a lawyer. Other than your feeding some stereotypes, I don't see the link between my profession and the rest of your conclusions here. Perhaps you should nut up and support your argument. Sure, I have said personally unflattering things about you, you "snotty-faced heap of parrot droppings." I admitted them openly on the board, "you festering gob, you tit." Did you take my advice and complain to Wayne and/or Hobbes, "you vacuous toffee-nosed malodorous pervert"? If so, what did they say? Or have you concluded that they are part of this overarching conspiracy against you, "stupid git"?
Oh, and referring to yourself in the third-person is lame. Too many knuckleheaded professional athletes have filled that niche. You need some product differentiation. I am thinking "The Cooter" is the way to go.
It's obvious that you feel you are superior to everyone else, and I understand that. But, why, if you are so convinced of this, must you use this venue to try and reinforce this hunch?
Is it obvious? How is it obvious? Perhaps it is just you. Again, we have another nutless (or is it nutty?) conclusion without support. The Cooter can do better.
And, no matter how much you may disagree with the opinions etc that I, Cooter BrownThe Cooter, post on this board, that doesn't necessarily mean that I'm wrong.
I agree with this concept, but it works both ways, you see. Just because, the Cooter perceives me as unjustifiably arrogant and a legend in my own mind doesn't necessarily mean that I am wrong, either. Further, it doesn't necessarily mean the Cooter isn't poasting like a retard on many occasions.
We both have opinions. They are the lifeblood of this board. But if you have a problem with something I've expressed on this board it would be nice if you could nut up and put your differing opinion into words instead of resorting to personal attacks. Ad hominem attacks are the tools of the weak. Read on.
The Cooter should tell me which opinions he would like in words. I want this to be clear: I usually do not resort to personal attacks. I have made and am making an exception for you. And I did read on and find the Cooter's reliance on the ad hominem confession of weakness refreshing.
It's pretty sad that I've come to expect these personal attacks now on this board, and with every new attack, I am reminded how there is a double standard on this board and how fractured we have become as an auburn family. The rule makers are breaking the rules This aint the same board I used to lurk on. People have gotten ugly with each other, especially with newcomers, people not in the clique, and those with differing opinions.
So, the Cooter is accusing Wayne and Hobbes of breaking the rules now? Are there other administrators you would care to indict? I again would suggest nutting up here with some specifics, and taking it up with those who can make change. I have told the Cooter privately that I have no admin privileges on this Board. I tell the Cooter again publically. I think I have been here longer than the Cooter has lurked. My perception is that the Board is much more tame than it was in the days when Booth and Bitter Bob roamed free in the pre-registration Wayne's Board jungle. The Cooter wouldn't last long with those guys -- unless the Cooter is one of those guys, or another hard-shelled reg on a goof -- a possibility I cannot completely ignore.
I am ocassionally impressed by your poasts IJR, because you possess such keen writing skills. I commend you for that. However, I do not always agree with them, and when I don't, I will post my opinion.
I bet the Cooter will continue to poast and poast and poast. Good for the Cooter! Variety is the spice of life. Knock the Cooter's self out.
But, somebody that loves you, and I hope somebody does, needs to bring you down a down a notch and help you realize that no matter how right you may think you are, that doesn't necessarily make you right.
I almost got mad at the Cooter, here, but then I realized that anger never gets you anywhere with the Cooter.
I have tried my best to refrain from personal attacks on this board, even while people on this board were having their way with me when they disagreed with me. I kept it from being personal.
The rules have changed so I am going to tell you what I think. You strike me as me as an overprivelidged, spoiled, pompous, self-righteous, child, that possesses a wonderful talent to express himself at the expense of others. You should be proud. But, I'm sure you remain proud at all times.
Keep that chest puffed out while you buy into the "Barkley BS" and the "Tubby Got Jobbed Crap." I'm sure that will work out real good for you and the Auburn Family, which you claim to be a member of. You are doing wonders for your own PR while you destroy the University which I am assuming we both graduated from.
I was lurking this board long before this current crisis, and long before the incarnation of Cooter Brown. I've never seen the Auburn Family eating each other's flesh like this before. When you chew on me it doesn't help matters. But just go ahead and keep it up. I guess it just further exemplifies what it means to be an Auburn Man. You are a fine example.
I will remember the Cooter's approach as as I go forward to become a better and more loyal"Auburn man."
1. Bitch incessantly about Tubs and stay behind him win (unless the win is not convincing enough) or tie (oh yeah, there are no ties anymore).
2. Demand that Tubs be fired because he's lost his fire/got too rich/likes his assistant coaches too much/can't recruit/(insert other reason here).
3. Complain about how foolish and incompetent the AU athletics administration is, but call all those who can't get behind their decisions Bammers unless or until the guy they chose starts losing, then repeat steps 1 -3.
That's about it in a nutshell, right? Please feel free to add or subtract from my summary.
And then go #badword# yourself.
