For giving me one of the heartiest chuckles I have had in days. And for giving me a chance to nominate your post for the Comic HOF at the same time I was giving it the monkey. I am not sure I have ever done that. But your effort was so beautifully over the top, for a moment, I couldn't decide if it was clever satire or actual hysteria. I am leaning toward the latter.
I see a post like this, and I realize that you and Cooter Brown were destined to find each other. It is a match made in Virtual Heaven. I hope you are happy together in interweb bliss. I think you should start your own message board and name it the Cooterville Auburn Board. You can probably arrange some guest flames from time to time by just stopping by here and asking. There are many generous folks here.
For giving me a reason to never visit this board again.
I see the Auburn flag flying upside down, and I realize that Auburn is just a name and sport to you. I, unlike you, will be an alum and fan until the day I die. You, on the other hand, choose to fly the colors of distress when you have no idea what you speak of. I imagine you could have done a better job at choosing a coach. I guess you could have coached a better game against bama. Perhaps in your hands Auburn would have gone undefeated this season.
I have been visiting this board since, well...., I guess since I was a freshman at Auburn. I have enjoyed the posts and rants that people put up here. Seeing the way you display the proud colors of Auburn is a disgrace...I hope you never attend another Auburn event, or set foot on campus again. Given your total lack of loyalty to the school you call yourself a fan of, you should go ahead and don the colors of crimson and white.
War Damn Eagle
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