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MIAUTIGER (24.11.181.110) on 12/13/2008 - 8:54 p.m. says: ( 25 views , 1 likes )

"Hey, If any of you....."

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....are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Frank Shirley J. Jacobs, my boss our AD, right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other rich people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, fore-fleshing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-ass, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey #badword# he is. Hallelujah. Holy #badword#. Where's the Tylenol?
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Well, well. Look at what just rolled into town.


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