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Bob Kevorkian DVM
(67.159.46.12) on 6/30/2008 - 5:33 p.m. says: ( 15 views
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"Don't worry, he didn't suffer. "
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Edited by Author at 6/30/2008 - 5:35 p.m.
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It was really in the best interest for all involved. UGA VI could have squeezed out an extra few years, but he said losing to those low-rent crackers from Gainesville all those years had taken a toll on him and that fat Stafford boy kept poking him with sticks and stealing his cheeseburgers when he wasn't looking. In the end he was just tired.
By the way, we're still running a 2 for 1 special on all rat style dog euthanasias. We've found the easiest thing to do is just lock them in the bathroom, and we've modified the showerhead to accept a hose that runs from the exhaust port on the generator out back. Cheap and efficient. Oh yeah, and relatively painless. Plus, we can put about 100 chihuahuas at a time in the shower.
Well, it’s not a glamorous life, but it’s a necessary service we provide. And of course, every euthanasia comes with a copy of the rainbow bridge and your very own copy of “101 Uses for a Dead Chihuahua”.
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