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That Suicide Bomber Guy (67.159.46.12) on 6/30/2008 - 12:17 a.m. says: ( 16 views )

"Allah Akbar!"

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A Salam Alikom Brother Caveman! We too, know about

living in caves. They are a tad bit on the dank side, but ever since Achmed got

the spice channel on his satellite subscription we really haven’t seem to

notice. It was the first time I’ve ever seen a woman who, you know, was groomed

down there; although, this one time, Achmed shaved his goat, but it’s just not

the same.


For too long now we have lain silent! You have killed our women and our children

and bombed our cities from afar, like cowardly swine, and you dare to call us

terrorists?! Now the oppressed have been given a mighty sword to strike back at

the heart of the infidels! Unless you bring all forces of the military out of

the heart of Allah once and forever we shall bring the knife of logic upon you

and the streets of your lands shall run red with the blood of the infidels and

the fire of Allah shall consume your degenerate lifestyles! Allah akbar!


Down with Bush! Up with Nair!


P.S. Achmed wonders if you could share any more stories about pubescent boys. He really digs

those.

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  • Allah Akbar! That Suicide Bomber Guy 6/30/2008 - 12:17 a.m.

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