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WAS ADMISSION TO THE GOOD LIFE.
YOU POOR BASTARDS WHO HAVE JUST RECENTLY GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE WITH ALL THESE MOUNTING EXPENSES AND DEBTS DON'T KNOW HOW GOOD WE HAD IT BACK IN THE GOOD OLD DAYS.
WHEN I GRADUATED FROM COLLEGE, I RECEIVED A FREE AIRPLANE TRIP TO AN ASIAN PARADISE AND WAS EAGERLY EMBRACED BY SOME OF THE EXOTIC LOCALS. OTHERS, TRIED TO KILL ME.
THIS DEVELOPMENT WOULD HAVE REALLY UPSET MY BRIDE OF 2 MONTHS. [ON THE BRIGHT SIDE, SHE WOULD HAVE RECEIVED $10,000 AND THE FEDS WOULD HAVE PAID ALL BURIAL EXPENSES. ]
, THE HEAD COACH, AND THE Q.B. 
,TO MAKE ALL THINGS RIGHT IN THE LAND OF OZ.