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(24.175.194.128) on 1/21/2008 - 1:58 p.m. says: ( 9 views
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"if schools were women????"
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Alabama - Redneck chick you picked up in rural dive
bar...You stopped b/c you wanted lunch as you were driving to friends on Sat
afternoon...She was drunk at noon so you scored in the bathroom. You split
quickly, and got checked at Dr. first thing Monday.
Arkansas - You met her while you were at the
Borders. At first you think she is cool. That she is nice, kind of pretty and
has nice hips. But after two dates you realize that she was only at Borders to
meet guys. She has just gotten out of relationship with abusive ex. She has a
kid. You run.
Auburn - Pure, high IQ'ed, beautiful, virginal girl
who cooks.
Georgia - Loony, beautiful and dumb....Whew.....You
met her at a Ruby Tuesday's where she was shopping for hair schrunchies with her
friends. You were with you bud and realized this Scarlet wanna be was easier
than doing your 5th grade lil brothers math. Too many friends around to
score...so you get drunk instead, get her number but never call.
Florida - Nice girl. Likes to party and do
shooters...Talks nice.n.dirty about how she'd like to XXX to you. But passes out
first. You leave and got to 7-11 for a Slurpee, come home and watch poker on
espn17.
Tennessee - Good looking girl with great legs. Only
takes one drink and she is wasted. You think about it. But get her number and
call later. You date for a while and all is good. But after a few months realize
it's not going anywhere so you have this contrived breakup. And always think
well of each other.
Ole Miss - Stunning woman who has the IQ of burnt
toast. You score quick just to prove you can so you can brag to your friends
later. And split as quickly.
Miss State - Stunning woman's ugly friend. She
calls you after you dump stunning because she is desperate. She turns into late
night bumper duty. She reminds you of a moped.
South Carolina - Chubby girl. Nice. Like to have
fun but is bed by 11. You realize she is so cool. But too much effort so you
hook her up with your best friends younger brother.
LSU - Real party girl. Likes to do beer funnels,
still has flat tummy. Shake hips like Shakira. Talks all dirty to you but you
pass out. She leaves with someone else.
Kentucky - Beautiful girl. Smart. Nice, shy and
polite in very polite manners kind of way. Turns into girlfriend. You score
semi-regularly with her. And you think marry thoughts. Then you meet her family
and realize that she is shy and polite because her family is flunking backwoods
insane. You dump her right before Christmas so you do not have to buy her a gift
and she will be with family for Christmas so you don't feel as
guilty.
Vanderbilt - Average looker but comes from really
rich family. Out of your league but she had pity on you...so you scored after a
few dates...she wised up and realized that your trust fund was smaller than your
penis and dumps you. But buys you a nice Rolex b/c you were kind with
her.
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