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Booty Faulked
(70.3.80.228) on 12/5/2007 - 4:07 a.m. says: ( 69 views
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"its so #badword#ing cold."
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how cold is it?
its so #badword#ing cold i'm using my nipples to scratch minerals in geology class.
it snowed sunday morning. saturday night i slept at my tulane friends' apt in bushwick after following hot twins to this art party in a loft. this art party was great. we decided not to pay the $10 for open mulled wine bar and we brought 40ozs, stood in the corner and discussed the amy fisher sex tape and how hot she is. also the ins and outs of oral sex and ups and downs of gays in the military.
met a couple chicks. one from england who was hot as #badword# and pretty smart, and one from Basc who was hot as #badword# but pissed because i called her princess fionna (pan's labrynth). the british chick could hang with the bull#badword# banter we threw out so there was competition for her attention from our entire group of chicago sausage kings. i lost the competiton quickly so i started putting on a #badword#ed up fake british language and making fun of the queen mum, the british diet and skinny assed gwenith paltrow.
sunday morning i woke up on my friends sofa hearing a scraping sound. i knew immediately that it was a snow shovel. i was very disappointing. i hate snow and knew my day would be spent in my friend's apartment watching televison.
we smokeda bit, drank and watched beauty and the geek.
beauty and the geek is the worst show ever. "a shot at love with tila tequila" and "the pickup artist" are revolutionary, all in the family calibur excusions into modern high society by comparison.
god damn its cold tonight. sunday night and last night the heat in this bull#badword# apartment was on full blast. it was nearly 89degrees in the house we couldn't turn it down. tonight its off.
#badword#ing cold.
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