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have such a great sense of humor:
YOU LOVE HER, but
she's an ALABAMA FAN
Whoever said "love conquers all"
obvoiously wasn't in love with a KKK
College grad. But even though her
grandma was the state "Loudest-Fartin'"
champ, and she can pee the words "Roll Tide"
on the ground outside her trailer (since
she has no indoor bathroom), your world revolves
around her. So turn her thoughts from crimson
and white to wedding white
with the perfect engagement ring
from Bromberg's. Soon she'll be singing
your praises as the best fiance ever.
Provided there's no spelling involved.
