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I was home with my 5 year old daughter. Wife and 8 year old son were at a halloween party. I am laying on the couch and my daughter is watching hello kitty in the play room. We are kicking LSU's ass.
Hello Kitty finishes and my daughter comes in and crawls up on the couch with dad to watch the game. We start letting LSU get some momentum. Well, I convince my daughter that Barbie and the 12 dancing princes would be better than football.
I am back alone on the couch watching the game. We take the ball away from Perrilou and score.
Well I am plotting the different ways to keep my daughter occupied for the next 2 hours. the good night show, Angelina, scooby. I have it covered. We have a clear path to victory.
Well my wife and son come home. She proceeds to sit her ass down on the couch with me. I am freaking out. I just know that my wife has ruined our Karma. Her being on the couch with me has caused a disturbance in the mental energy that I am channeling the guys via the TV.
Right before our last drive, she gets up to put the kids to bed. I am alone on the couch again. We score to take the lead. I start yelling and screaming.
On her way back to the couch, she walks in front of the TV thereby blocking mental energy connection with the guys. The squib kicks goes terribly wrong. I know we are doomed.
She sits.
My wife is a very smart woman, and I do not understand how she does not connect the dots. She just failed to realize that when I am watching the game alone, we kick ass, but when my mental energy is co-mingled or disturbed, we do not fare well. This scenario changes from game to game.
I am not man enough to tell her to get off the couch.
