Ever since the loss of sexy girly pictures, this place just doesn't hold any fascination for me.
And ever since that corndog at lunch, I don't have the stomach for this either.
Here's hoping for a fiercely competitive game. One where the offensive creativity on both teams is rivaled only by defensive tenacity. And the creativity of the replay officials. Cause who needs rules when we will have pictures after the game to backup the "don't matter, right call was made" mantra that the Capstone has handed down to us step children of history and class and culture.
In short, you suck Auburn Tri-Mascots. I've been staying well hydrated in order to manufacture a huge supply of urine filled ziplocs. Many of us here have been working on the accuracy with the nerf in order to nail the bejeezus out of whatever cripple you want to trot out. LSU Strength and Conditioning Coach Tommy Moffit also took the time this summer to start an olympic weightlifting program to make sure we have the overall and leg strength to tip over any portolets you might seek refuge in. You are dooooooooooooooooomed.
Oh yeah, forgot to say Tubby....ears.....Cox.....blahh blah blah. See ya, gotta pee.
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Ever since the loss of sexy girly pictures, this place just doesn't hold any fascination for me.
And ever since that corndog at lunch, I don't have the stomach for this either.
Here's hoping for a fiercely competitive game. One where the offensive creativity on both teams is rivaled only by defensive tenacity. And the creativity of the replay officials. Cause who needs rules when we will have pictures after the game to backup the "don't matter, right call was made" mantra that the Capstone has handed down to us step children of history and class and culture.
In short, you suck Auburn Tri-Mascots. I've been staying well hydrated in order to manufacture a huge supply of urine filled ziplocs. Many of us here have been working on the accuracy with the nerf in order to nail the bejeezus out of whatever cripple you want to trot out. LSU Strength and Conditioning Coach Tommy Moffit also took the time this summer to start an olympic weightlifting program to make sure we have the overall and leg strength to tip over any portolets you might seek refuge in. You are dooooooooooooooooomed.
Oh yeah, forgot to say Tubby....ears.....Cox.....blahh blah blah. See ya, gotta pee.
