 |
|
|
|
|
|
| Back |
Previous on Jeremy Bosch Memorial HOF |
Next on Jeremy Bosch Memorial HOF |
|
George Corley Wallace
(61.60.74.118) on 9/21/2007 - 2:39 p.m. says: ( 33 views
, 1 likes
, 1 m0nKey
)
|
"My, my, how the might have fallen....."
|
CONTEXT ADDED BY ADMIN:
END OF CONTEXT
Awbarn loses to Mississippi State--Cow State University. I'm still laughing about that defeat. It will go down in the annals of Auburn sports. Y'all need a new quarterback to replace the hoss you got now. I remember Ole' Big Jim Folsom always said, "I sure do love them tight ends." I don't give two hoots neither how good that boy's mama looks. Three things usually get you in trouble: women, liquor, or money. Of course, with Cornelia, I had all three.
Last time I was posting here, you Barners were a-riding high and bragging about owning the state of Alabama. Well, it's reality time again. Y'all been dealing with some ineptness over at the Capstone. Not quite as inept as that pissant Seymore Trammell was, but almost as bad. Now, we have a real coach over in Tuscaloosa. The Master let Ole' Bear hear about the Tide's improving fortunes. It brought a smile to the old drunk's craggly face. He's been coaching a team down here made up of some players who are a little light in the loafers, and Bear has been spending an awful lot of time after the practices in the locker room.
I've been watching with great interest the erudite postings of DC-9 for uncovering one international conspiracy after another. So far, he has let us know about those lox eaters from Palestine--if you catch my drift--them damn foreignerns who run Wall Street, live in swanky penthouses, and wear snazzy suites, while good folks like DC-9 are camped out in pup tents in beautiful Eclectic, Alabama. They may call us rednecks, but the people of Eclectic, Alabama are just as fine and as cultured as people anywhere else. Don't believe me? Go look at the Alabama Code. I got a law passed saying so.
Well, the Master is calling--something about me going to talk to Tricky Dick Nixon. Oh, the things I do. Just remember that I'm watching. We still have the Lurleen Wallace Re-Education Facility in beautiful Evergreen, Alabama. Some of you dipwats around here are bucking for a free trip. Remember that we can now accomodate ladies in the Cornelia Folsom Wallace annex. Do you now some long-hair types who need a haircut and some pointers on personal hygenie? Know some pointy-head types who don't know up from down? Is your county full of twits and county holes? Perhaps, a person's problem is over-analzying sporting events because they don't have enough work to do and are getting no attention from their missuses. If so, send'em to us. Ole' Al Lingo is waiting.
I'm gonna be President one day. Just watch and see.
|
|
