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George Corley Wallace
(203.99.204.14) on 3/23/2007 - 1:58 p.m. says: ( 38 views
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"Well, well, well, well....."
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Thought I'd forgotten about you 'Barners? Well, no such luck for you. The Master finally let me have a little spare time, and I've been cruising the boards here. Quite frankly, nothin' been worth my attention until now.
I see where some of them two year college presidents is causing trouble these days, and tooty-frooties like Aubie want to abolish Alabama's grand two year college system. We don't need to hear a speech from some trout smoker. Nobody's gonna mess with the outreach to our average citizen who wouldn't have any other access to college. Those pointy-head, Perrier-drinking, prissy-pant academic types want that, but I'll stop 'em dead in their tracks. Anyway, what else could I name after members of my extended family. I've been giving this a lot of thought and think that we need to rename the University of Alabama at Bumingham the Cornelia Folsom Wallace Center for County Hole Training. Kinda has a ring to it, don't it? We need somewhere like that for the fine young ladies of A-L-A-B-A-M-A! Don't you evah talk again removing anything with Lureen's name on it or we'll have us a row.
For those of you who kaint get with the program, we'll have to put you up at the Lureen Wallace Center for Re-Education in beautful Evergreen, Alabama. We've had a lot of you 'Barners there in the past. Other day, I told Al Lingo that it was time to send some of his boys to go after some new ones though. Looks like I've got a couple of more to apprehend from the looks of things around here. You can always tell the new students because they always fall for that bend over and pick up the soap trick.
I'm gonna be President one day. Just watch and see.
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