she's getting a certified letter from me, with my law firm address on it. It will read (minus the typo's as I pay my secretary nice money to type my really important stuff :
Dear Ms. Sewell:
Thumbing through the Auburn Plainsman, I read with some interest your expression of shock, horror and dismay over Auburn's Band playing the always classic and traditional "Rammer Jammer Bammer Hammer" song after Auburn's most recent win over Bama.
Auburn band also traditionally plays another song when Auburn happens to have less points than Bama does on the scoreboard after four quarters. Do you know what that song is?
I thought not, as you are only a sophmore.
War Eagle
Hobbes
AU 1984