You Guys Leave Us No Choice Other Than to Speculate.....
Where Are Hobbes, Wayne, and IJR? Since they won't answer the bell, but will still play PICK'EM (and doing quite well mind you) behind the scenes, we are left with no other choice than to speculate. Here are a few possibilities to consider:
(pretend you're watching Letterman Top 10)
#10. Taking us all by total surprise, it turns out that Hobbes, Wayne, and IJR are all really sophomores in college and have had they're internet access revoked from their dorm room for 90 days.
#09. They've taken a vow of silence until after the election so as not to sway any WAB'ers in voting to throw the bums out!!!
#08. Having consumed too much wine at the UF game, they're suffering from a form of amnesia and can't find their respective ways back to ground zero...ie...WAB...
#07. They're on a secret flight to Louisville to negotiate a covert contract with Petrino to take over the reins at the capstone....understanding Petrino's inclination to go soft in the last half of the 4th quarter, guarantee'ing Auburn's continued success at both BDS and JHS for years to come....
#06. They've gone into total isolation, awaiting the release of new information from the Mark Foley scandal which will name them as "having been aware but doing nothing about it".....much like all the leadership in Congress today.
#05. They are all sick and tired of getting the PERL SCRIPT error message when accessing the site and have for all intents and purposes said "SCREW THIS #badword#"....I'm outta here!
#04. They are on a secret assignment from George Bush to develop a software hack for those trustworthy DIEBOLD voting machines that will turn the votes back in favor of the PUBs.....again.
#03. They never really existed in the first place, just auto BOTs developed by some UAT students from the early 90s to keep us Barner's herded in.....that plan of action didn't work either! ;c)
#02. The sheer vacuum from the virtual swamp has held them at bay since the Sunday after the AU-FL game. Does this confirm that the gators REALLY DO SUCK?
#01. Its all been a dream. I'm lying somewhere in a coma waiting for the machines to flatline or me to wake up finding out that AUBURN has won 5 national championships over the past 2 decades and Pat Dye is still the coach. Terry Bowden is on the staff as the little feller what walks around with the towel and cleans up the game balls between plays. Bammar was eventually given the choice to move down the DIV 2 college football so that they could once again revive the mystique of Bama Football.
