(EDITED BY AUTHOR: 10/25/2006 - 6:25 p.m.)
We understand the WAB tradition of the lunch thread thing and all, indeed it is one of the reasons we decided to do the Pick Em for you. But breakfast threads?
We think this should be automatically sent to
candyassland or (our preference) deleted. We don't want to know what people had for breakfast and we do not want to accidently find out.
Alternatively, if you are not inclined to stop breakfast threads, then we recommend requiring those commencing and/or participating in a breakfast thread to decribe their ensuing bowel movement, particularly if the breakfast is high in fiber, like oatmeal and dried fruit. We mean, if we are going to pick navel lint, let's pick all of it.
And for once, we are almost serious about this.
We do believe an exemption should be made for anyone who doesn't eat breakfast until after noon and said breakfast contains aspirin, vodka, gin or even bourbon.
Thank you.
We remain,
The Pick Em Guys.