I just wanna say...instead of some zebra staring at a tv screen I wanna see some drunk bubba giving the coaches from the opposing team the finger. Hey wait, he just set down his drink cup so he can shoot you guys with both fingers
Instead of the commentary going over yet again the fact that only indisputable evidence will lead to an overturned call, how about a team of sorority sisters giving tips on pleated v. straight to avoid the bubble butt look when they are leaning over the screen.
How bout we bring out those dancing with the stars judges and have them rate the officiated crew on style and technique during each official review.
And if one more of them throws a flag then says there was no penalty and the flag should not have been thrown, I vote we get him a pretty pink scarf, preferably with lace around the edges. Bet he won't be so quick to whip that one out.
